Welcome to Xanga
Over here you’ll find the Christian right and the “wait till marriage” girls
To their left are the unapologetic atheists who talk about nothing else.
To the right sitting on those benches with flower petals at their feet are the same ten xangans you’ll see mentioned in every contest and entry about xanga.
On the far left are the poets.
On the far right, the political activists.
Next to them are the conspiracy theorists.
In the bedroom you’ll find all the sluts and sex addicts.
Over there is the bathroom. You can use it but you’ll need to step over all the girls throwing up in the toilets.
Downstairs in the basement are where all the real bloggers are, but we don’t talk about them ok. We let a few out every once a while just to make them feel like they belong. But we put them back promptly.
Oh and that’s roxics. He’s just weird. He steals the flower petals and grabs the girls from the bathroom and takes them into the bedroom to have conversations about God and politics while showing them photos of landscapes and videos of buildings exploding. We haven’t quite figured him out yet and he seems to keep escaping from the basement.
:)
Funniest thing I’ve read this week
OH MY GOD!!! THE UNDERCOVER_LIBRARIAN JUST DROP KICKED ROXICS AND IS SLAUGHTERING THE NEWSCASTERS!!!!!
@crystal_air – You are stalking me….get back in the basement!
@Undercover_Librarian – There’s no coffee in the basement. Someone needs to file a request…
I lol’d.
I lol’d as well. Such a good description of this place some of us call our blogging home really is.
@crystal_air – Psh!! *drop kicks you into the basement and rampages for a pot of coffee, and a coffee maker* There, happy?
So what you’re saying is we’re just a bunch of mixed nuts? I’ll buy that.
lol very true and funny. Thanks for posting.
He steals the flower peddles and grabs the girls from the bathroom and
takes them into the bedroom to have conversations about God and
politics while showing them photos of landscapes and videos of
buildings exploding.
Petals?
hahahaha. =]
You forgot zee Azians.
Love this. :)
I think I’m one of those that are in the bedroom. Does that mean we’re having an orgy in here? O__o
But please, let’s talk about God and politics. I like that too. ;)
guess that’s why we like roxics….lol
excellent……. I think you described it perfectly…!!!!
.…. back to the basement I go (where I belong and feel comfortable)…..
between “ten” and “xangans” can we add “dull”?
haha well done
Yeah, that sounds about right. I love it.
Not sure where I fit. No mention of beer drinkers anywhere.
I’m used to Facebook and wanted to like this.
Love. This.
: )
ryc: thats a really interesting theory, and i understand the theory that you related the timeline to, but i dont totally buy into it. i had to research a lot about time in relation to speed for a class last year, so i understand how some of that works, but i dont think its possible to stop time. i dont think its possible to go back in time either. “creating” time is a really intriguing concept, but i dont understand how there can be a place where time doesnt exist.
Great snapshot of Xanga, and I wouldn’t change a thing!
lmao.