Welcome to Xanga
Over here you’ll find the Christian right and the “wait till marriage” girls
To their left are the unapologetic atheists who talk about nothing else.
To the right sitting on those benches with flower petals at their feet are the same ten xangans you’ll see mentioned in every contest and entry about xanga.
On the far left are the poets.
On the far right, the political activists.
Next to them are the conspiracy theorists.
In the bedroom you’ll find all the sluts and sex addicts.
Over there is the bathroom. You can use it but you’ll need to step over all the girls throwing up in the toilets.
Downstairs in the basement are where all the real bloggers are, but we don’t talk about them ok. We let a few out every once a while just to make them feel like they belong. But we put them back promptly.
Oh and that’s roxics. He’s just weird. He steals the flower petals and grabs the girls from the bathroom and takes them into the bedroom to have conversations about God and politics while showing them photos of landscapes and videos of buildings exploding. We haven’t quite figured him out yet and he seems to keep escaping from the basement.