I’m not talking about the Trinity here either. But can any Christians tell me whether or not I’m going to get to have a threesome with two hot girls in heaven? Because that may change my whole perspective on religion.
I’m serious.
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hahaha…maybe you get more than three if youre good
@macphoto – I’m good here and not getting any. Plus I’m not sure I can handle more than two and myself.
I think the Pastafarian religion preaches something like that. Heaven is hot girls and volcanoes of beer. Hell is the same thing, but all of the girls have STIs and the beer is stale…
yepp whatever you want
lol. well, i always thought “your” heaven was whatever you wanted it to be.
@unabridgedtales – That’s a pretty good marketing campaign.
@samanthabecicka – If only more women said this to me. :)
@JessxMaxine – That could be a double edged sword. I’m not always good at figuring out what I want. But I know I’m sold on this.
@roxics – maybe you need to find better women lol
What would heaven be without threesomes
Filthy hedonist!
let me know what responses you get. I might get my mind changed too.
If you’re a Muslim suicide bomber, don’t you get 60 virgins waiting for you in heaven?