This guy I work with. He’s a little younger then me, an intern from Russia. Every other day he walks around wearing a polo shirt with a popped collar. I mean that fucker is sticking straight up ridiculous. I’m so temped to pull him to the side and say
“Hey listen, if you want people to think you’re a douche-bag, by all means continue doing what you’re doing, but otherwise, put that shit down”
But hey who am I to tell people what they should wear or how they wear it right? I mean I was a little suspicious of the guy when he first showed up with this sort of rat tail mullet thing going on. Luckily that seems to have disappeared. He seems like a nice guy, pretty quiet, skinny, a little on the shorter side. Well short compared to me anyway. Maybe he just doesn’t understand the language and that’s why he doesn’t say much. But I think he thinks he’s some kind of ladies man. I really can’t help but think he’s a little ridiculous.
Or maybe I’m just out of touch. I know I would feel like a huge dick actually saying that to him.