honestly don’t care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.
- Apologist, IIDB [2006-Jul-05]
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[One Christian speaking to another]
You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don’t accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.
- Troy, Bibliocality [2006-Feb-07]
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A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.
[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you’re screwing over the women who don’t deserve their fate.]
Are you calling them victims now? Should’ve stayed in the house where it’s safe.
- Uberbeliever, Christian Forums [2007-Jan-24]
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The only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source. They need to be taken to specialized containment centers where they will be forced to become straight and accept Jesus as thier savior and to repent from their disgusting, wicket, hatful, devilish ways. Those that refuse to go can either be forced, or banished from society in other specialized communities where they have no connetion to the outside world at all. Most would die of AIDS anyway. Anyone who refused any of the answers to make them better would have to be killed or banished.
- Meg, Myspace [2007-Aug-24]
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[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive] god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.
- Howie R, Yahoo Answers [2007-Nov-08]
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To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.
- Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners [2008-Jan-01]
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Well there are always crazies in every bunch. More here:
http://www.freethoughtpedia.com/wiki/Funny_theist_quotes
seriously? oh my goodness…*sheds a tear for society*
I always thought religion was this long running inside joke until I went to Church and started laughing.
Apparently it’s not.
religion isn’t what these suckers think! Damn them! They don’t even know wht they’re talkin about! Losers! Oh Fu*k!!!
BTW nice post! Cheers!
Some people are really killing religion.
Oh well, these quotes made me laugh.
People are idiots, and religion is a magnifying glass.
@entendezmavoix – I’m with you there. It’s pretty sad.
@suggestivetongue – I wish it were a joke, unfortunately it’s all to serious about itself.
@AasthaKathy – Unfortunately it is what they think it is. You’d be amazed what religions teach. Total dark ages mentality.
@Atomic_emmcee – I
think religion is doing a good enough job killing itself. As the old
saying is “Religion is the only thing that makes good people do bad
things.”
@cadence_belissima – lol, yeah, but also a catalyst.
Followers of a larger crowd think they will gain respect while not having a voice of their own as they live their lives like sheep. Oxymorons!
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
— J. M. 713
The fact that there are people in advanced, allegedly civilized countries like the US that think like this is both scary and sad. Hopefully maniacs like these are on the fringes of Christianity (or whatever other religion they belong to), and these ideas never really see the light of day in any significant manner.
Wow. It frightens me to know that people like that exist. I wonder who taught them to believe these things…
I can’t believe there’s people out there like this. Insaaane!
This one made me laugh:
“Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic.”
-cdevidal, CARM [2007-Apr-01]
@roxics - yeah I know… It’s really sad… BTW thanks 4 this post! You’ve given me a lot of inspiration 2 create such a mental religious priest in my novel!
@cadence_belissima – I’m stealing this :)
@ithiliya – Thanks but I’d rather you just recommend it and/or link to it. :)
@AasthaKathy – That’s great to hear. Anything I can do to help inspire other creative people is awesome.
@torontobabyblue – That is a great one. I had to throw that in.
@terra_tories – There are a lot of crazy churches out there. But sometimes people just twist things around and create their own insane beliefs.
@In_Reason_I_Trust –
“The fact that there are people in advanced,
allegedly civilized countries like the US that think like this is both
scary and sad. Hopefully maniacs like these are on the fringes of
Christianity (or whatever other religion they belong to), and these
ideas never really see the light of day in any significant manner.”
Unfortunately these fringes are larger then we would hope. There are many religious types that say without fail that reason and logic are useless to them, all they need is faith. It’s really scary, this is dark ages thinking that we are looking at here and as long as religion plays a significant role in our society, there will be large groups that continue to think this way. That’s one of the reasons atheists and other secularists are becoming so outspoken these days. Between terrorist groups and the small minded religious majority we have to prevent these people from stopping the advancement of our society.
@roxics - YEAH… PROBABLY CREATIVITY AND ART IS ONE OF THE ONLY WAYS WE CAN PERSUADE PEOPLE 2 C THE REALITY…
@torontobabyblue - good one! hahahaha! cheers!
@roxics – *LOL* Sorry, I was talking about cadence_belissima’s phrase: ”
People are idiots, and religion is a magnifying glass.”
the ignorance is staggering. i wonder how these people would feel if Christians were the minority and others were talking about putting them in internment camps and cutting them off from the rest of the world.
people are honestly fucked up.. to say a women should stay in the house where its safe, that gays should be contained. ha. what has this world come to
These people are stuck in the Dark Ages. And these quotes are not silly. They are STUPID!