So last night my girlfriend was telling me about this episode of the Tyra Banks show. It was about Bromance (two straight guys who are really close). Anyway she was saying that there were these guys who would hold each others hand and kiss each other on the cheeks. Then there was these guys who were planning on buying matching Tiffany rings for each other. I didn’t see the show, this is just what she told me.
If you ask me, that’s all gay. I mean really gay, like.. I love you gay. I can totally understand two guys just needing to suck cock. Completely understandable. Maybe they just haven’t been scoring with the ladies or they just want to try something new. Like a different flavor. So they say “hey, we should jerk each other off” or “hey, we should suck each other off” or “Hey, you should let me cum in your ass.” Because guys are horny as fuck and women are so temperamental about giving it out. Most guys can’t just meet a girl and take her home for a fun friendly fuck. So I’m actually a little surprised this whole male sexual experimentation thing isn’t more common. Considering those circumstances it’s pretty surprising that women are more open about just kissing and doing things with other women.
But anyway. You get my point. So to me it’s completely understandable when guys just want to fool around with each other. In fact I even have a hard time calling it gay, because generally these guys aren’t gay. They’re just horny and given the choice they’d probably take a woman if they could 99% of the time.
But these guys who claim they’re straight and buy each other Tiffany rings and hold each others hands. That’s fucking gay! There’s nothing wrong with being gay. But at least admit it. Because to me that’s a hell of a lot gayer than putting your friends dick in your mouth.
So ladies, would you rather find out that your boyfriend gave his buddy a blow job or that they walk around holding each other hands donning matching Tiffany rings?