So I’m doing a photo shoot in the main hallway at a doctors office and this teenage girl and her 40 something mom walk by. I’m being all nice and say hello. But this teenage girl is wearing these tight grey leggings and her ass is just like… heaven. OMG! I’ve never in my life been with a girl like that. Even when I was a teenager.
Her mom looks at me and kinda smiles likes she’s into me.
I can’t help but feel horrible. Her mom is digging on me and all I’m thinking is “jesus lady, I want your daughter not you.”
Man I feel so old. Why is it that men still feel like 18 year old guys no matter how old we get? Granted her mom was probably closer to my age, but totally not heaven like her daughter.
I’m sooo bad.