You knew this entry was cumming. I warned you about it ahead of time. So here we go.
Aright guys, I know what you’re thinking. You’ve watched plenty of football receivers catch the ball and said to yourself “I want to be a receiver, a receiver of cock”. Oh hell yeaaahhh. Well guess what, I’m here to give you advice on how to fulfill your dream and still be a straight man. You can take that to the bank my hairy bitch.
Lets start with the basics shall we.
Guys can enjoy anal sex. Receiving, not just giving. In fact guys have the potential to enjoy it even more then women. Why? Because of the prostate. Yes. Tickle that fucker for sensation.
The prostate is the male equivalent of the female G-spot. When it’s worked right it can produce an interesting and erotic sensation. But it takes a little getting used to, because men are used to orgasms in only one certain way. So open your mind and spread those cheeks mister, your girlfriend’s about to dominate.
Now guy, you might not be comfortable with this. One of the biggest reasons is because you probably think it means you’re gay. Let me tell you a little secret… Do you get turned on by women? Do you prefer sex with women rather then men? If you answered “Yes” guess what? You’re not gay! But who cares if you were right?
Another reason for hesitation is because you want to feel like a man. Here’s a trick, reach your hand between your legs, do you feel a cock? If yes, you’re a man and you can feel it! Congratulations.
So now that you’re past your homophobic cry for help, lets begin.
You might want to start slow. This would include your finger. Please for the love of God don’t make your dog lick peanut butter off your ass. It might seem like a great idea when you’re horny, but once your blow your load you’re going too be saying to yourself “what the fuck was I thinking?” Luckily I’ve never tried this. But I don’t need to jump off a cliff to tell you it’s a bad idea either.
Moving on.
Start small. Consider using your finger to tickle your asshole. That’s right, just rub it around in circles like you’re massaging a clit. You can do this dry or use a little lube. Don’t rush this, get yourself turned on first. When you get comfortable slip that finger up there. The prostate is located toward the front of your body, so bend the tip of your finger toward your cock. It’s about two inches up there and at the area where your cock starts. The more turned on you are, the easier it will be find because it gets bigger the more aroused you get. It’s about the size of one of those little rubber balls you get out of a vending machine. Don’t use the rubber ball.
Once you’ve found it, stimulate it to your liking. This might include a constant pressure or a variable pressing.
If you’re with your girlfriend you can have her use her finger and/or her tongue. Either of these will give you a slightly different and great sensation.
Now it’s time to get the cock. I’m not talking about real cock, unless you’re bi or gay. But this is a guide for straight guys.
The cock in this instance can be one of two things, either a dildo or a butt plug. Butt plugs are probably you’re better choice, they’re smaller and designed for your ass. Some of them even have a curve specifically for prostate sensation. Take your pick. Whatever feels good to you. You might prefer to keep the plug in for constant slight sensation while you jerk off or have sex with your girl. Your orgasms will probably be different using this, maybe even more powerful.
If you’re feeling adventurous you can go the strap on route with your girl. Sex shops sell strap-on’s for couples. These tend to be smaller thinner cocks for his pleasure. You’re girlfriend might even get a rise out of the gender switching role play.
Don’t be scared dude. You might really enjoy it.
So there I was laughing at being told that my site was to sexual. And you post this one. Made my day
I LOVE YOU MAN!!! I’m going ot make my bf read this. I want him to also realized that it is tough for a girl to slowly get anal. lol. That and if he rubs that it feels good to get anal, than I’ll suggest he do it as well. BTW. Have you had anal?
ROFL…….Yes, please tell us – have YOU had anal?????
@LadyAsianInvasion – @immanut –
Yes. Several times. I wouldn’t be writing about it had I not. :)
@roxics – DUDE…….thats just sick. You do know that right.
@immanut – lol. No it’s not sick at all. You must be coming from a very limited world view. You should try it. I outlined how to do it above.
@roxics – so than you must have liked it if you encourage it. i commend you for being open about it, and for trying it. shit i’m still workin on it. DAMNIT IF YOU CAN DO IT I CAN TOO! ok..maybe my bf first. hahah.
I love your humor in discussing a seemingly uncomfortable topic. [;
People really need to open their minds a little and explore all possibilities. It’s not sick, and it’s ok to enjoy everything you and your partner can bring.
I don’t really know you… but, holy crap, I love you, and I’m glad I subscribed to you. And yes, anal sex is quite fantastic.
Quite a fascinating topic to read about. I think guys really should open up to this idea. They don’t have to be gay to like anal sex. My ex boyfriend(when we were dating) suggested this a few times to me and we tried it. He loved it as much as I did. We’re still friends and he’s told me that he’s suggested it to his gf (now fiancee) and she loves it too.
I have a small fantasy to try a strap-on with a guy, so this is a very useful how-to, just in case I ever get an invitation.
@immanut – Don’t be such a tard.
Great article. Thank you for the honesty and a well written blog overall.
Awesome post. =D
Wow. I did know about this, but it is too hilarious that I just read about a straight guy getting anal and liking it!!
great post!
i have been hard pressed to find men even willing to discuss anal sex, let alone do it.
i am definately saving the link to reference when need be.
PS- If I’m dancing it’s cause somebody’s trying to stick a plug in my butt!!!
I like how you made this funny.
haha this is a great way to describe such a controversial topic! lol
Wow..um.. very well put. Um.. being the open person that I am, I think I would feel a little more at ease about this situation. My girlfriend has been wanting to do the rear entry to me with her finger, but I dunno i’ve been nervous about it. Shes been kind enough to let me do it to her, so I think I will lighten up and let her return the favor. Still a bit iffy though. Maybe I will enjoy it…
none the less. great post dude.
I knew guys could get a real big satisfaction to anal if they were man enough to try it but I just didn’t know how.
Thanks for the instructional guide!
It’ll make for some interesting nights in the future.
@immanut – I agree.
“Don’t use the rubber ball.”
Funniest thing I’ve read all day!
Ahh I have heard about this before! Very informative lol
Interesting post. Informative but funny too :)
Well, I learned something new. Thank you.
Is it possible to orgasm by just stimulating the prostate or is physically stimulating the penis also required to even hope of receiving orgasm (just like traditional sex/masturbation)?
@Jaft2 – In my experience stimulating the prostate with the penis results in an incredible combination. Basically it intensifies the orgasm you typically get with just the penis. The prostate sensation alone is different. I’ve attempted to make myself orgasm with just that sensation and I’ve reached what might be considered an orgasm to some people, but it’s very different then orgasm with the penis. It can be enjoyable but it’s most enjoyable in concert with the penis. I’m sure it varies for different guys and where they are in their head.