Contest Closed – Vote Now!

The 2nd Annual Xanga Booty contest is now closed for submissions. You have until 11:59PM on Sunday March 14th to get your votes in.

I will (and you can too) tally up the votes on Monday March 15th and announce the winners.

Remember that the top girl and top guy get 6 months of xanga premium membership. But everyone who entered gets major kudos for playing. Thank you to everyone who entered. You’ve helped make this contest…


Vote at the following link:—vote-now/


Years ago I was watching the news and they had a clip about two 18 years old girls who had been drinking and driving. They had swerved off the road and hit a tree. The girl who was riding passenger was killed. The girl who had been driving survived.

The parents of the girl who passed away were devastated. Clearly angry at the girl who had been driving. Knowing their little girl was now gone from this world.

When the judge (or jury) finally announced the verdict, they sentenced the girl to life in prison. Upon hearing this the girl screamed out and began flailing her arms about crying out loud “no, no!!” as the police officers grabbed her. At that moment she realized that she was about to spend the rest of her life (or at least the rest of her prime life) behind bars. She was only 18. She had just barely become an adult and suddenly her life was being taken away from her.

I remember the video clip and something about the way she reacted to the sentence that was being give to her. It struck me hard. It was powerful and frightening. It was the first time I had ever seen a female given a life sentence and especially one that was so young and so average everyday middle class. It hit me and it scared the shit out of me. I had seen plenty of clips about some young guys that were sentenced for something awful. I think I had become desensitized to that over the years. But seeing this young average girl sentenced like this was new and really drove the point home.

I’m sure that girl probably wished she would have also been killed in that accident.

Now I’m not trying to take away from the loss of the other family when I tell this story. It’s a horrible thing. It really is. But it’s a scary thought to think that in an instance one wrong move and your entire life can change.

I also sort of wonder if the punishment was too harsh. I debate in my head sometimes what the roll of our prison system should be, especially going forward into the future. Do we continue onward toward a future where we embrace punishment and revenge through imprisonment? In my head there is a difference between an 18 year old girl who gets drunk one night and crashes a car into a tree killing a passenger and someone who goes out and murders someone on purpose. The goal of putting the murderer behind bars is to prevent them from murdering again. But how much would you bet that girl would never drink and drive again? Obviously it’s devastating enough to lose her friend and know she is responsible. Obviously the parents are wrought with anger and sadness over the loss of their daughter. So is putting her behind bars for the rest of her life the right choice? Or is it more about the parents (and/or state) getting some twisted form of revenge? Eye for an eye kind of thing.

I also question how much responsibility should be placed on the person who gets into a car with a drunk driver.

I don’t know. Just some thoughts.

Stealth Penis

I’m going to ask you a very personal question because I wanna know!!
I don’t typically ask guys questions about their penis and it’s typically not cool to mention your size. But I’m going to give you both that right and that excuse here on this very post.

See, I have this thing. it concerns me. When I’m not hard I feel very small. I don’t have a very big package when it’s in what I’ve come to refer to as “stealth mode.” Actually my girlfriend gave me that name. Because she told me one day that I have a very stealth penis. When I wear most jeans I don’t show a bulge. However when I get aroused I grow like a motherfucker.

Anyway… I’m a decent 7-8″ at full power. Decent girth. I measured once but I forgot. Either way I hurt girls sometimes and that isn’t cool. But what bothers me is that some guys do have the bulge going, but when it’s time to play ball, they really don’t grow that much and can end up smaller than me. What gives?

Are there other guys that have my problem? Are you plagued by stealth penis syndrome?


What a threesome means to a guy

I don’t think women truly understand the power of a threesome for a guy. Many seem completely willing to do it so long as everyone is just friends. But those girls neither care nor understand just how much of an ego trip they are giving that other guy. When you give a guy a threesome with yourself (a female) and another female, you are giving him bragging rights for the rest of his life. You are putting a badge on his chest that says “ALPHA MALE” in big bold letters. His male friends will nickname him “King” and forever refer to him as “the man” when they bow down to his authority.

Sure you think it’s just a night of fun among friends. But to the guy it means so much more than that. So for a girl to want to offer that to the man she loves is one of the most noble things she can do. But to say “I’ll only do that with a guy who is just a friend”… bah. Your priorities are messed up. That’s something you give to a man you truly love, not something you reserve for a guy who is just a friend or a one night stand. 

The only time it is acceptable for you to give yourself up to a threesome with a guy you don’t have feelings for is if you are single and being the offering of another woman to her man. In which case you are doing a noble thing indeed, helping a girlfriend out like that. Very noble of you. Just remember to pay your future man the same respect by presenting him with an offering as well.


Xanga Booty Contest – Vote Now!

Deadline for Submissions – March 12th – Submission details found here (link)

ENTER NOW (link)

This is a rolling contest. Submissions are between February 18th and March 12th. Every new submission gets added right away. Vote now or save your vote till March 12th. You get six votes.

We’re voting for best female Nude, Pants and Undies – There are three votes right there

Here is an example

Nude – #
Pants – #
Undies – #

We are also voting for best male Nude, Pants and Undies – Those are your remaining three votes for a total of six.

Here is an “Undies Example” photo since some of the girls asked me to put some up.

Nude Example

Pants Example

Since this is a rolling contest new photos will be added as they come in. Those who submit early get the most exposure and possibly the most votes. Those who submit later get to see what other people have submitted first.

One girl and one guy will win best Xanga booty out of all the votes. They will win 6 months of Xanga premium.

Now on to the pictures: (listed by submission date – early submissions first)

Girl #1

Girl #2

Girl #3

Girl #4

Girl #5

Girl #6
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Girl #7

Guy “A”

Girl #8

Guy “B”

Guy “C”

Girl #9

Guy “D”

Girl #10

Girl #11

Girl #12

Guy “E”

More to come as they get sent in – Submit yours here (link)


Girls with Muscle – Yea or Nay?

What do you think? I’m not talking about chicks that look like Schwarzenegger (see below). I’m talking about girls with 6 packs and enough definition that they actually show some muscle. For example in the picture above you can obviously see it in her legs and butt as well as in her arms a little.


So how much is too much muscle on a woman? Or, better yet, do you like women who show some muscle?


Bulk or Diet – The P90X Workout

I don’t really understand nutrition all that well. But I’m learning. Slowly.

I decided this past weekend that I was going to get in better shape. I started following a normal diet but a friend of me told me “Keto diet will help you lose weight” so I decided to give it a shot. Ideally this means build muscle and cut body fat. For some reason I was under the assumption I could do both at the same time. Well that is sort of true. But generally not true. At least from what I currently understand.

Generally bodybuilders go through a stage of bulking and a stage of cutting. In other words they spend X amount of time eating a lot and doing weight lifting. After they get bigger to a point, they then spend X amount of time doing more cardio and burning fat so that their muscles actually pop out more. This is how you get a six pack and ripped looking arms, chest, ect.

Apparently I don’t know what I’m doing at this point. I started doing the P90X workout yesterday morning and also did it this morning. But I’m not sure if it’s right for me. It’s pretty damn extreme and honestly I can’t finish the discs at this point. I got a half hour through the first disk yesterday before I had to run into the bathroom and throw up. By that point I considered my workout over for the day.
I started the next disc in line today and got 20 minutes through before I cut myself off. I hadn’t given myself enough time to do the whole disc before work. But by twenty minutes I had already had a full workout in my opinion. I can feel it in my legs right now. Sore.

P90X seems to be all the rage today. But I can’t help but wonder if it’s really the right program for a lot of people. I can see how a lot of people would just give up on it because they just can’t physically push themselves to complete the discs. They just aren’t in that good of shape yet. The guy can say “Bring it” all he wants, but if by 28 minutes into the first disc you’re lying on the ground trying to catch your breath for an additional 28 minutes, maybe it’s just too extreme for you right now. That’s sort of how I’m feeling.

I’m not trying to make excuses for myself. But I did just quite smoking three months ago. I quit electronic cigarettes 5 days ago. So getting my full lung capacity back will take years. But that’s besides the point. I also haven’t been working out for the last couple of years. As far as eating right, well this is the first time in my life for that. So jumping straight into “Power 90 eXtreme” might not be the smartest move.

It turns out a lot of bodybuilders don’t do a ton of cardio while trying to put on muscle. Because burning more calories is counter productive to gaining muscle. P90X certain has weight training. Mostly using your own body weight and free weights. But the pace of the discs makes even the weight training free like cardio. These guys from from one thing to something else so fast. Even the warm up stage feels like a full blown cardio workout.

I’m going to stick with it, just because I really don’t have any other plan a the moment. But I’m going to modify it a little based on what some other bodybuilders have told me. I’m going to cut back on some of the cardio and I’m going to eat more calories then the diet probably calls for.

Really though, I’m a not a fat guy. I’m a skinny guy (with some small love handles) that really needs to bulk up. I probably could skip P90X altogether and just stick with a decent weight training routine and eat healthier/more. I’m starting too already. Then in 6 months I’d probably see some decent gains. I won’t be cut so to speak, but I’ll at least have the bulk so that I can cut and look good.

Anyway I’m still trying to figure it all out. Nutrition is the biggest key here.

Horny Girls

When I was in high school there were a few “popular” girls who probably got around. But none of us ever really knew. We just sort of suspected. Everything was hush hush. Most people got into relationships and stayed in them for a while.
The first time I had intercourse I was 17 years old. By this point I had already had about 5 girlfriends. I messed around with a few of them, but none of them would ever give it up completely to me until I was a senior in high school.

I look around at peoples blog posts and it seems the generation that is even ten years younger then me is filled with girls that are giving it up all over the place at far younger ages. It seems like there are a lot of girls and guys taht by the time they reach senior year in high school they’ve been full on with ten people. Shit I’ve only ever been full on with 10 people in my entire life and I’m 31. What in the world changed in such a short period of time! On top of that, how did I get screwed out of not getting screwed more often! Lol

Seriously though, I don’t want to call this younger generation of girls that are 21 and under “sluts” because I really don’t believe there is anything wrong with them wanting sex. I just find it amazing that younger women these days act like guys. They look at porn and they go out with guys just to have sex with them. Even my nephew who is six years younger than me made a comment saying “Man all of these girls I meet just want to have sex, none of them want a relationship.” I was left looking at him with the strangest expression on my face that said “aaaannnndddd you have a problem with this? Man I’d love to have that problem. You know how hard I had to fight when I was younger just to get a girl to let me touch her tits!!!”
The only thing I can think of is that the internet is to blame. Along with pop culture backing it up. I don’t really know. But if the internet is any sign of it, man younger girls these days are sluts (in a good way) and I would so love to be an 18 year old guy today. Lol